Cattings and cookings

We go to buy  mopper for  our floor
And notice cattings and cookings.

While cattings are going on here
Our dyings are cooking up there.

Cattings contain no midnight cats
Snarling at each other in whiskers.

We do our own cookings at home.
We have no cat snarlings at night.

Catting is needed at the marryings
And of course cookings vigorously.

Cattings occur after the marryings
When there are midnight snarlings.

Some cattings are to base instincts
And other cookings in basements.

Some day there will be our dyings
But we do have cattings in dyings.

(Cattings and cookings are a grammar howler found in a signboard of a catering contractor)


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